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Brumous - Acrylic Painting by SlideSwitched Brumous - Acrylic Painting :iconslideswitched:SlideSwitched 28 5 A hatred of lying by juvy-ok A hatred of lying :iconjuvy-ok:juvy-ok 9 7
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Suspended
Today I saw a leaf suspended in midair.
It had fallen off the tree,
Yet it never hit the ground.
You say "how can that be?
That defies the law of gravity.
What is this nonsense you expect me to believe?"
You misunderstand: it wasn't just floating there,
Though from afar it would appear to be.
An invisible thread held this brown leaf.
You say "how convenient- an imaginary thread.
Something no one can see to prove or disprove.
A unicorn-like mythical fantasy."
No, nothing like that: it was a spider's web.
Even you have felt it's sticky substance.
Even you have seen it gleam in the sunlight.
But even if you hadn't seen or felt it,
It wouldn't mean it wasn't there
Keeping that leaf hanging in midair.
This is how the invisible God upholds me,
Though it would seem an impossibility.
Blessed are those who don't have to see to believe.
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Literature
Why the name?
You created a beautiful thing
For artists everywhere to speak, type, draw with glee
Yet for all these years call everyone something evil
You call us criminals on an art site that reaches every age level
Deviant Art is a strange name for a site
Comes off like a slanderous accusation to discourage artists who write
Comes off as a false charge to those who like to draw
Causing them to leave this site forever and never applaud
Causes those who once believed they could draw with God's help
That they're nothing more then a criminal offender put on a shelf
So while you say this site is innocent, partially you are honest
The lie is to call us all deviants, meaning criminals with deceptive intent
Why will no one else speak up against this strange name?
Are you being paid bribes on the side to keep their reputation a shame?
I question things no one else notices
Change the site's name to something that reflects honest intents
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Espressione meme by Slice-of-Eyebrows Espressione meme :iconslice-of-eyebrows:Slice-of-Eyebrows 194 47 Undertale - My Jam by TC-96 Undertale - My Jam :icontc-96:TC-96 3,019 801 YOU BELIVE IN BANANA? by juvy11 YOU BELIVE IN BANANA? :iconjuvy11:juvy11 6 18
Literature
Bitterness Bites Back (Christian Poem)
Bitterness is the sharpest knife in the drawer
You take it out and stab evermore
You justify resenting everybody
Poisoning yourself without relenting
Bitterness twists the blade in reverse
You hurt yourself for hurting me first
Bitterness is the opposite of love put into effect
A bitter person is haunted by their own bitterness
Only God can heal, a bitter, soul, life or mind
Only God's light can free man from bitterness which seems to blind
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So this sunday, the dude was up and selling his handkerchiefs like the last time.

This time I went straight to him, said hello to each other, shaked hands.
I let him go back to his unsuccesful sales.

As I was hoping, after a while he scowled again and said:

"I don't get people. Do they think God is going to open them the gates to Heaven if they ignore me?"

To which I answered that people don't ignore hm with malicious intent, that that's just the easiest way to react to his pleads. That they were not actively hitting him or throwing tomatoes at his face, but instead they do simply and plainly nothing, and they didn't know how much did that hurt him.

He somehow agreed with me but not too much and went back to his thing.
After a while he said:

"I don't get people."

To which I smiled and said "Me neither.".

"You know, I've been in prison for eight years."

I was surprised and asked him why.

"For homicide. And I changed a lot from then. Before I went to prison I'd have beaten the shit out of this people without giving a care."

I told him that good for him and asked him if he had good mates there.

"No, no good mates. In prison it's everyone for themselves, no trust, no friends. I ended up there for killing my father."

"I found him raping my sister."

"I don't regret killing him."

I opened my eyes wide.
Then I told him that lots of people would kill for way less, that it didn't sound weird to me at all not to regret something like that.
I then told him that in the Old Testament, during the Exodus, Moises's laws gave death sentences for less. People were sentenced to death for fucking an animal.

He listened and then told me:

"You know how much did Moises live?"

I told him that I didn't know, but he probably lived like 200 years because everyone in the Old Testament seemed to live forever.

"120 years. See? I read the bible too."

It looked like the conversation would go on but then my father stepped in, said hi to him, shaked hands, smiled and told him he was sorry to interrupt but we had to leave.

Then we bade each other farewell and I left.
Two weeks ago I was sitting down the front stairs of the church with my bombo right next to me as every sunday.
Usually one can spot several people asking for money around the entrance.
That day there was a guy standing on  the sidewalk selling paper handkerchiefs.
He had left a set of sheets and a sleeping bag on the steps of the church, so he was pretty much installed there.

I saw him take interest in my bombo and approaching me.
He asked me if I played that bombo in the church and I answered yes.
Then I offered him the sticks to play it.
He politely refused saying he only knew how to play drums.
He spoke with surprising modulation and clarity despite him looking like any other of the church beggars (whom I usually can't understand at all).
I was so glad he spoke so well I tried to play some drum rythms on the bombo.
The dude smiled. He said something along the lines of "That's it" and went down the stairs back to selling his handkerchiefs.

After a while of being ignored by literally every single person he talked to, he looked at me and said:
"I don't get this people. They go to church, they kneel before God and then they look down on me like I'm dirt."

I smiled stupidly and a second later I argued that maybe they just don't need any handkerchiefs:

"No, no." he said "They down right examine me and judge me as unworthy. Do they think God will open them the gates to Heaven if they ignore me?"

Then he scowled for a while. Then he tried selling once again. Then he looked at me and said:

"They should put a bomb here. Blow up all this bad people."

I asked him please not to do that.

"You know, I killed someone once. And I don't regret it."

Then my family finally came out of the church and started to leave.
So I told him I had to go, then I smiled and told him to take care.

"Yeah, I know how to take care of myself."
I'm gonna go with "insults" here as the equivalente of "swear words/phrases" or "curses".
When I say "insult" I don't mean "idiot" or "jerk". I mean "you piece of shit", "/fucking/ idiot", etc. Not soft insulting.
With that clarified I shall move on. So...

I found myself thinking about how weird do insults sound in other languages (with a literal translation).
Particularly in Argentina we pride ourselves in our wide range of standard insults.
To name a few:
"La puta madre" which literally means "The bitch mother" or "The mother bitch"
"Carajo" which literally means "The structure in the upper part of the mast (also known as the crow's nest)"
"Conchudo" which literally means "pussy - y".
"Forro" which literally means "condom", as in "your birth was an error".
"Boludo" and "Pelotudo" which literally means "ball - y".
"La concha del mono" which literally means "the monkey's pussy".

Then we got some which both usaians and argentines use.
"Mierda" which literally means "shit".
"Hijo de puta" which literally means "son of a bitch".

Then there is the usaian "fuck".
This fucking chair.
This fucking headache.
This fucking life.
What the fuck.
Etc.

We don't have that.
We use "puta" or "puto".
Basically replace "fucking" with "puta/o" (which literally means "bitch" in the case of "puta" and "faggot" in the case of "puto") and that's it.

Esta puta silla. - "This bitch chair"
Este puto dolor de cabeza.
Esta puta vida.

And instead of "what the fuck" we use "qué carajo" (what the crow's nest).

Then we have the english language most common insult.
Namely, "fuck".
In argentina it translates into "coger". Or simply "tener sexo". O "hacer el amor".
It can't work in Argentina.
It just can't.
How am I supposed to insult someone by saying "You fucking idiot!"?
In spanish (Argentina's spanish at least) it'd be "¡Vos cogedor idiota!" which directly translates into "You who-has-sex idiot!"
It sounds so freaking weird.

Finally, my favourite thing about insulting in Argentina is that you can add an indetermined number of prefixes and suffixes to every single insult.
For example, it's fairly usual to say:
"Andate a la re-putísima madre que te re-parió" (Those "re" mean the same as the "re" from "repeat", "review", "redo", etc.)
Which literally means "Go away to the re-really bitchy mother that re-gave birth to you".

And that's only one of the infinite combinations one could use without people thinking your insult was weird or unheard of.

"¡Hijo de re-mil putas!" literally means "Son of a re-thousand bitches!"

"La re-conchudísima madre que lo re-mil parió." which literally means "The re-really pussy-y mother that re-gave birth to him".

And many more.

That's all.
Blanca, helada, y hermosa.
I worked on this in the computer of one of the college labs and kept adding things from time to time when I took mini breaks.
And I was coding there for 8 hours so... plenty of mini breaks.

Done in Windows 10 Paint.
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May I write that I wanna burn ants to death with a magnifying glass for no reason?
May I write that I wanna put a cigar in a frog's mouth and never pull it out?
May I write that I wanna capture a tiny colorful bird and squeeze it until its weak skeleton is crushed and blood gushes out of its beak?
May I write that I wanna hold a cat by the tail and swing it around hitting stuff with it until its skull breaks to then throw it away because I don't want to accidentally stain my clothes with its blood or brains?
May I write that I wanna kick a dog when it barks at me?
May I write that I wanna put a bunch of explosives in his maw, tie it with a string so that it can't open it, lit the explosives' wick which still sticks out and let the animal run away from me until its head it blown off a few meters away?
May I write, Miss, that I wanna take the little crying baby, fill its mouth with wasabi an give it a reason to make a scandal?
May I write that I wanna aim a gun upwards in LollaPalooza and shoot it? Until I've no ammunition left?
May I write that I wanna have that girl just for her body?
May I write that I want to creep close to the back of that person I was afraid of when I was little and stab his eyes deep with a pair of sharp pencils? And keep hitting him from multiple angles so he can't figure out where I am with his stupid blind body?
May I write that I wanna rip my torso apart because I was trained to feel intense pain in my chest to emulate guilt and I don't know where is it coming from?

May I write that I know I don't actually want to do any of those and that I just want to be happy?

Teacher: "I should've just let you go to the toilet, shouldn't I?"

May I?
So this sunday, the dude was up and selling his handkerchiefs like the last time.

This time I went straight to him, said hello to each other, shaked hands.
I let him go back to his unsuccesful sales.

As I was hoping, after a while he scowled again and said:

"I don't get people. Do they think God is going to open them the gates to Heaven if they ignore me?"

To which I answered that people don't ignore hm with malicious intent, that that's just the easiest way to react to his pleads. That they were not actively hitting him or throwing tomatoes at his face, but instead they do simply and plainly nothing, and they didn't know how much did that hurt him.

He somehow agreed with me but not too much and went back to his thing.
After a while he said:

"I don't get people."

To which I smiled and said "Me neither.".

"You know, I've been in prison for eight years."

I was surprised and asked him why.

"For homicide. And I changed a lot from then. Before I went to prison I'd have beaten the shit out of this people without giving a care."

I told him that good for him and asked him if he had good mates there.

"No, no good mates. In prison it's everyone for themselves, no trust, no friends. I ended up there for killing my father."

"I found him raping my sister."

"I don't regret killing him."

I opened my eyes wide.
Then I told him that lots of people would kill for way less, that it didn't sound weird to me at all not to regret something like that.
I then told him that in the Old Testament, during the Exodus, Moises's laws gave death sentences for less. People were sentenced to death for fucking an animal.

He listened and then told me:

"You know how much did Moises live?"

I told him that I didn't know, but he probably lived like 200 years because everyone in the Old Testament seemed to live forever.

"120 years. See? I read the bible too."

It looked like the conversation would go on but then my father stepped in, said hi to him, shaked hands, smiled and told him he was sorry to interrupt but we had to leave.

Then we bade each other farewell and I left.

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juvy-ok Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2017
A vuelto
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GolliatTaillog Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2017
Sep.
¿Qué te dijo?
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juvy-ok Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2017
:v no respondio,pero ha vuelto
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juvy-ok Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2017
-¿ Continuar ?
>Sí
>No
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GolliatTaillog Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2017
>Sí
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juvy-ok Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2017
CAP.2 happy-happy joy-joy


>Gracias por traerme a casa Aneu...
+No te preocupes compadre,yo y nuestro equipo seguiremos investigando, ¿ Qué harás con los maletines ?
>Miraré más a fondo...
+Mejor descansa esta noche. Mañana será otro día.

*suspiras*
>No prometo nada...Solo voy a intentar dormir un rato...

*Aneu sonríe levemente*
+Buenas noches.
> . . .
>Buenas noches colega.

*Te bajas del coche*
*El coche de Aneu desaparece en la lejanía*

*Metes la mano en el bolsillo derecho para coger tus llaves,abres la puerta
lentamente,se escucha el chirrido de las bisagras. Cierras la puerta.

>Descansar
>Seguir
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GolliatTaillog Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2017
>Seguir
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juvy-ok Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2017
Creo que te voy a dejar de llamar golly...He encontrado un nombre mejor:

Mr.SantiagoMateoSanJuanPedroTomásitoSuyoDiázNoroesteViolaBebés segundo.
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GolliatTaillog Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2017
Ok. Solo ok.
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