Just... you don't wanna know.
Ask them if there's no choice:
Him, the... convulsive... thingy you see there. I'm just not sure of what it is anymore.
And him, whose style I absorbed for this particular sketch (I'm no-face after all).
Edit: The first square reads "FREAKY AVATAR"
The other three from top to bottom read "CREEPY AVATAR", "ANOTHER NIGHTMARE", and "MORE".
Both the flying cap and shoe have "Vans" written on their sides.